Look at this craft J brought home from her school party:
It’s one of those paint stirrers that you can get for free at any home improvement store. Just paint it white and add a little felt or fabric hat, scarf, and nose. And measurements, of course. Speaking of scamming free craft materials out of the stores, you can also cut up those paint chips and paste them together like mosaics.
We’re hanging out by the fire and watching Miracle on 34th Street. Holy crap. That demon mother just referred to Santa Claus as a “myth.” I was trying to remember why we hadn’t watched it before. Ugh. Okay, okay, I know. At the end she finds out that he’s really Santa. I’m going to try to get over it.